A good interviewee never answers the question that he/she is asked, they answer the question they wanted to be asked.
Two months ago, with the launch of Kazyak.com, we took advantage of a small database system. We wanted to find out who was willing to give out personal information for our beginning marketing purposes. We want to build a demographic of who was out there listening to our music, interested in coming to future shows, and wanted to throw their support to us early on in case we hit the “big time” and in appreciation would fly them out to Paris. Here is our market analysis so far:
% of fans who are our mothers = 95
% of fans who are NOT our mothers = 2
To the rest, we have no idea how to market to you.
I’m sure things will pick up soon as we play shows.
Within our signup we asked our fans a variety of questions concerning age, fruit preference, as well as the topic of this week’s blog, “What is a Kazyak?”
The question was designed to delve into the creative minds of those who freely give out their personal information.
And now, without further delay, we present to you:
“What is a Kazyak?”
(Disclaimer) The opinions expressed here are the views of the writer and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Kazyak or that of Ground Up Productions.
With torque and twist, yielding the breeze the Kazyak dances under orange skies, along the river and bountiful leas on its lithe leaves dew lightly lies. The bees bumble and hum among its petals. A chorus of crickets follows along. The Kazyak is plucked from brimming meadows, exchanged between friends with good words and fine song.
A Kazyak is a rare form of beast found in the northern region of Mongolia. Few have been seen by the human eye. Some claim that the existence of the Kazyak as preposterous as humans stepping foot on the moon.
All three of my sons...and many others of the family that originated in Poland...
A psychological experience.
Kayak with a typo? Also, African.
Peter Frey = my future husband. Wedding countdown (Sarah's, not ours) 4 months. Xoxo!
(Kazyak would like to remind its audience that while Peter Frey may be someone’s future husband, he may not be yours necessarily.)
Youz crazy!
Don’t forget to change your underwear.
(Kazyak would like to thank mother for the reminder)
A child who is half Uyghur and half Kazakh
I haven't the foggiest. I'll keep thinking on it though.
Well if it's anything like I remember, except better now, which I’m sure it is, you guys rock!
I'll be damned if I know.
(Kazyak does not condone vulgarities on the interwebs, gosh darn it!)
A wiener welter.
Hmmmm, I will need to give this more thought. What a sexy band poster though.
(Kazyak would like to establish that this person pressed ‘enter’ without giving it “more thought”. Clearly the mind was on the sexiness of the poster)
Good question. Perhaps it is a modern take on a kazoo.
(Kazyak would like to clarify that a modern kazoo is still called a kazoo)
Treebombaron and liquidmelt both...combined...liquibolt…yes. Kazyak is liquibolt for your temporal lobes.
(Kazyak would like to encourage this person to keep dropping bombs like this)
A yak from Kazakhstan that carries three brontosauri on his back, a whale on his tail, a dragon on his head, eggs in his ears, and a daisy in his beard while climbing Mt. Cacti.
(Kazyak would like to acknowledge this persons skill of finding plurals)
A kayak with a "z".
I have no idea guys!
(While Kazyak admits to the rise of frustration while attempting to answer this question, there is no need to shout)
An upside down kayak.